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02 February 2006 @ 06:48 pm
I played with the idea of making this journal private, but I decided against it.
Here's what SPEAK had to say about me.

First of all, I'd like to point out that this blog is in no way officially connected with Pro-Test. All opinions expressed on here are purely my own, and for the most part are tongue-in-cheek.
Second, I'd like to make it obvious to those who don't get it that my personal life actually has nothing to do with the issues here, and it'd be nice to perhaps debate an issue rather than your libelous attempt to defame my character (I could sue, but I found it so amusing and pathetic that I won't)
Third, I'll pick apart the passage:

"his sorry-arsed spotty face": I fail to see how my appearance has anything whatsoever to do with vivisection.

"Evidently that which he has little of in the ‘gonad’ department, he makes up for with self-aggrandisement": Aaah, implying that I have small balls. Nice one, way to stick to the issues.

"rather than stoop to personal attacks": So what was the thing about my face? A compliment?

"delusional penis-obsessed narcissistic youth": I'd personally say I'm more breast obsessed, but you'd know, right? I must be gay if you say so. Also, I'd say I'm more "awesome" than narcissistic (notice, again, the tongue firmly lodged in the cheek).

"penchant for guns and pornography and a liberal inhalation of cannabis": I am simply fascinated by the workings of firearms and ballistic science. As for the pornography, I don't see how watching a little porn is bad. It doesn't actually make you go blind, you know. Regarding the cannabis, I have taken cannabis in the past, and I'm not ashamed of it.

"they will feed out of an extended hand, which in the case of Sqrrl101, one would very much rather not know where it's been!!!": Huh? Oh, right, because I'm a massive wanker. Cunning.

"This website allows users to record their masturbation activities for public browsing": Oh holy shit, I masturbate! A sixteen year old male masturbating? Well, that's just unheard of.

"who mustered a counter-demonstration of 3 against 100 SPEAK supporters protesting in Oxford": Yeah, and look who's getting the positive media support.

"clearly spends between 12 and 15 hours a day on the computer, very probably smoking wacky backy": Again, I fail to see how the amount of time I spend doing something I enjoy has anything whatsoever to do with the issues here. The same goes with the "wacky backy".

"Although he himself disputes the quote on his website which suggests that marijuana can affect the mental health of young users, his delusional self-importance - a clear sign of a disintegrating id – could well prove that theory": Joke's on you, I've been a self-important asshole since before I'd ever touched the stuff.

"a bit less wacky backy, and a lot less self-gratification, and you might – just might (if you’re lucky) reach 25 without going blind": Oh, wow, what a surprise, you got your facts wrong. That makes a change. Like I said earlier, masturbation doesn't affect eyesight in any way shape or form, and neither does cannabis.

Oh dear, look, I tore your little argument to shreds, oh deary me. If you want to argue the facts, do so, but don't tread on me. I have as much right to speak as any of you.

Yeah, pathetic attempts at libel aside, I featured on the 1pm news on ITV, and there's this article in the Guardian. I spent the day in Oxford and was filmed by ITV and for a BBC2 documentary, as well as being interviewed by The Times Saturday edition.
aliiynaliiyn on February 2nd, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC)
Nice one :)
Emmyxcupidxstuntx on February 2nd, 2006 08:05 pm (UTC)
Go Sqrrl!!
Reading the actual artical made me piss myself laughing. So pathetic!
HAHAHAHAAHAHA *falls off chair*
Us 3 did very well compared to their 100 members.
binflaggle on February 3rd, 2006 02:38 pm (UTC)
Dont! It made me close to crying!
ext_1512 on February 2nd, 2006 08:23 pm (UTC)
How do they expect people to take them seriously when they write up an article solely to insult you - poorly might I add - on their official website.
binflaggle on February 3rd, 2006 03:54 pm (UTC)
I must say, it is extremely childish.
incubai on February 2nd, 2006 08:32 pm (UTC)
They think masturbation causes blindness.... What does sex do then? Brain hemorrhages?
(Anonymous) on February 2nd, 2006 09:25 pm (UTC)
Hey laurie itz emeka. Just want 2 say i support u a 100%. U r a legend!
incubai on February 2nd, 2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
As was the style at the time.
malkavianxmalkavianx on February 2nd, 2006 11:19 pm (UTC)
Pro-test was the talk of the school today. Damian managed to film you on the 1 o' clock news and was showing everyone and (almost) everyone supports you. (There are a few people who dont really understand and think you want to slaughter all animals)
chebbs on February 2nd, 2006 11:40 pm (UTC)
Hey Sqrrl, nice one, gotta love those animal rights guys, they sure do know their arses from their elbows!
Keep it up sir!
oxfordfemmeoxfordfemme on February 2nd, 2006 11:54 pm (UTC)
Funny that they seem to be linking blindness and masturbation seeing as there is NO scientific link between the two... oh wait, yeah, they don't agree with scientific facts and stuff, do they? Makes sense.

mzmadmikemzmadmike on February 3rd, 2006 03:41 am (UTC)
That same group holds that gerbil jamming is perfectly alright, as long as you don't share gerbils.
mrmevalmrmeval on February 3rd, 2006 03:46 am (UTC)
You rock.

I've made this same offer to your friend Mangoflush. If you get to the US and want to shoot a variety of firearms you can contact me. I and my friends own some of the firearms you are not allowed to. I have an Ishapore Enfield 2A1 in .308 which is an Indian made one but intend to get a SMLE when I can. Between us we can come up with 20 different ones. Give us some time and we should be able to scrounge up enough ammo to keep you entertained for a day.
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(no subject) - mrmeval on February 4th, 2006 03:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on February 3rd, 2006 04:30 am (UTC)
Umm... I thought the 'blind' thing was a physical threat. Maybe I misinterpreted.
(Anonymous) on February 3rd, 2006 11:42 am (UTC)
Might be a good idea to post the names and addresses of all Oxford University funders on the Pro-Test website, so people can send them letters thanking them for their continued support of Oxford in the face of animal rights extremism.
(Anonymous) on February 3rd, 2006 11:45 am (UTC)
Re: Funders
2d3 Ltd
14 Minns Business Park,
West Way
Oxford OX2 0JB
Tel. 01865 811060
Email: 2d3@2d3.com
Amount Paid: £24,602.53

Abbott Laboratories Inc.
Abbott House
Norden Road
Berks SL6 4XE
Tel. 01628 773 355
Amount Paid: £27,342.97

Achilles Information Ltd
30 Park Gate, Milton Park,
Oxfordshire OX14 4ST
Tel. 01235 820813
Email: enquiries@achilles.com
Amount Paid: £10,403.66

Alcan International Ltd
Pechiney House
The Grove
Berks SL1 1QF
Tel. 01753 522800
Amount Paid: £16,062.70

Alcon Laboratories
Pentagon Park
Boundary Way
Hemel Hempstead
Herts HP2 7UD
Tel. 01442 341234
Email: info@alconlabs.com
Amount Paid: £35,952.96

ALSTOM Energy Systems SHG Ltd
34 Dover Street
London W1S 4NG
Tel. 020 7290 5560
Email: london.hotdesk@chq.alstom.com
Amount Paid: £59,495.26

Amersham International
Amersham Place
Little Chalfont
Bucks HP7 9NA
Tel. 01494 544600
Amount Paid: £32,036.61

Arrow Therapeutics Ltd
Britannia House,
7 Trinity Street,
London SE1
Tel. 020 70151000
Email: info@arrowt.co.uk
Amount Paid: £96,066.06

BP International
International Headquarters
1 St James's Square
London SW1Y 4PD
Tel. 020 7496 4000
Amount Paid: £21,621.95

British Deer Society
Hampshire SP6 1EF
Tel. 01425 655434
Email: h.q@bds.org.uk
Amount Paid: £12,040.00

Cambridge Antibody Technology
The Milstein Building
Granta Park
Cambs. CB1 6GH
Tel. 01223 471471
Email: info@cambridgeantibody.com & public.relations@
Amount Paid: £40,353.10

Cambridge Display Technology
Building 2020
Cambourne Business Park
Cambs. CB3 6DW
Tel. 01954 71360
Email: enquiries@cdtltd.co.uk
Amount Paid: £44,693.95

Carl Zeiss Uk
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Welwyn Garden City
Hertfordshire AL7 1JQ
Tel. 01707 871200
Email: info@zeiss.co.uk
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Chartered Institute of Personnel And Development
151, The Broadway
London. SW19 1JQ
Tel. 020 8612 6200
Amount Paid: £43,414.31

The Clore Duffield Foundation
Studio 3
Chelsea Manor Studios
Flood St
London. SW3 5SR
Tel. 020 7351 6061
Email: info@cloreduffield.org.uk
Amount Paid: £16,181.93

Daphne Jackson Memorial Fellowship
Dept of Physics
University of Surrey
Surrey GU2 7XH
Tel. 01483 689166
Amount Paid: £11,226.03

Earthwatch Institute
Europe Office
267 Banbury Road
Oxford OX2 7HT
Tel. 01865 318838
Email: info@earthwatch.org.uk
Amount Paid: £11,474.56

Edward Jenner Institute for Vaccine
Berks RG20 7NN
Tel. 01635 577900
Email: edward.jenner@jenner.ac.uk
Amount Paid: £306,982.40

English Heritage
PO Box 569
Tel. 0870 333 1181
Email: customers@english-heritage.org.uk
Amount Paid: £80,471.87
London Office:
23 Savile Row
London W1S 2ET
Tel. 020 7973 3000

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Amount Paid: £203,926.92

Re: Funders - (Anonymous) on February 3rd, 2006 11:45 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Funders - (Anonymous) on February 3rd, 2006 11:46 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Funders - binflaggle on February 3rd, 2006 02:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Funders - (Anonymous) on February 3rd, 2006 03:21 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Funders - binflaggle on February 3rd, 2006 03:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Funders - (Anonymous) on February 3rd, 2006 04:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
aliiynaliiyn on February 3rd, 2006 02:03 pm (UTC)
Do we know whether SPEAK have such addresses? If they donn't it might not be the best thing to alert them to it!

Otherwise that sounds a great plan :)

(Anonymous) on February 3rd, 2006 02:26 pm (UTC)
Das Wooten
Hey man, nice going...once again proof of that hippies suck. They do!

binflaggle on February 3rd, 2006 02:42 pm (UTC)
I cannot believe anyone can be so FUCKING childish! I didn't even believe that people like that were allowed outside highly secure mental asylums! For fuck's sake! It is really disgusting! I used to actually find this funny, but now I don't. I just find it sad and a bit sick. These people are clearly mentally retarded and have no empathy except for the animals they fist-fuck 24/7...
...Aaaahhh, that made me feel better...
binflaggle on February 3rd, 2006 02:46 pm (UTC)
Oh, and also, they can go fuck themselves, because NONE of them are going to have such a beautiful, lovely, gorgeous picture as you did in the Oxford Mail the other day!