20 July 2008 @ 08:48 am
 
Today's random find on YouTube:

A couple who resemble Phoebe from Friends and Tim from The Office, giving advice on how to talk your girlfriend into taking it up the rear exit (no nudity, but probably NSFW unless you have a very dodgy boss).

 
 
 
20 July 2008 @ 03:01 am
FBI doesn't want accuracy  
Just convictions.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-dna20-2008jul20,0,1506170,full.story
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
20 July 2008 @ 01:20 am
 
"this album hurts my souuuuul."
"you have a soul?"
"this album hurts my voiiiiid."




i think that's all i got.
 
 
19 July 2008 @ 06:56 pm
7/19/08  
Om noms.
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19 July 2008 @ 10:10 pm
Makemake  
Or…
…we get another planet, or plutoid, or whatever the fuck they’re called.



It’s been called Makemake from Easter Island mythology. They probably didn’t think that was going to happen.

Regarding its ‘Plutoid’ status; it suits. The only reason there was any fuss over reclassifying Pluto was because of the cartoon dog. The solar system isn’t binary. What did I say about earlier about oversimplification?
 
 
Current Mood: depressed
 
 
19 July 2008 @ 08:13 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!  
The Gay Agenda exposed!




Go on, show it to your conservative friends.
 
 
19 July 2008 @ 01:27 pm
Yes, you want this mouse.  
The future will just consider us insane.
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Current Mood: amused
 
 
19 July 2008 @ 09:34 am
 
OH MY GOD. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

So [info]silverpenlight and I are here in Vancouver for the Folk Fest, staying with her not!aunt, and we just got up this morning to an Honest to God 'filming in this area' letter from Supernatural.

I THINK YOU CAN IMAGINE THE FACES WE MADE.

And then we calmed down enough to read it properly and realise it was a 'thank you for you patience when we were filming in this area' letter. As in, they were filming DOWN THIS ROAD a week ago

OH HOW WE LAUGHED. Whatever. We have an official Supernatural letter now! With a way cool header desgin! And I, for one, am taking it as a sign that our J2 stalking attempts shall totally be successful. Perhaps.

(Yesterday at Folk Fest, we heard someone say 'hey, Jared!' and spent the rest of the evening CRANING OUR NECKS to see if we could spot him. We are so cool.)
 
 
Current Mood: :O
 
 
19 July 2008 @ 03:10 pm
 
The On Demand TV service on my digibox is a thing of joy. Both series of Green Wing, and of Life on Mars, and of Modern Toss. Three series of Black Books. Truly, there is no longer any reason to leave the house.


For some reason they've also got on there Lipstick on Your Collar, the old Dennis Potter series. I watched ten minutes of it to remind myself if it really was as dire, pretentious and overrated as it seemed at the time.

And it was!

Dennis Potter, you really were a smug pretentious twat. No wonder you're dead, what with being so smug, pretentious and twatty. In fact I'm convinced that was the real cause of your skin disease. Smug Pretentious Twat Syndrome. It brings people out in rashes, you know.
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19 July 2008 @ 12:58 am
 
Everyday I wonder what life is going to be like when I'm gone.

Gone in the literal sense of me taking off -- leaving this place which is both H-E-Double Hockey Sticks and Eden's Lovechild at the same time neither one of them -- not the spiritual sense.

When I leave.

Bugger-off.

Cash out.

Move to that great place in my head with no guilt, no worry, no sadness, and no fear. Where the Boss is nothing but an afterthought and his son a cosmic joke. Don't even get me started on that other guy.

As a side note, I can't help but think of Heaven as a dive bar (last call at 2am). Full of animals too stupid to do anything meaningful, mould that only knows how to grow bigger and meaner, and a handful of people dishing out drinks to keep everyone oblivious and pacified.

Hell is a greasy spoon. People eat fast, people smoke fast. People leave fast all the time. It's the only way to live, and yet, it's a death sentence. You pump your veins full of cheap food just to stay up, but then it turns out you're destroying your only ride out of here and what the fuck do you do. Over with pie a la mode. Blink and you'll miss it, but you'll never miss it. It isn't memorable. There's no meaning.

I sure as fuck don't want either option.

The only thing worth doing is breaking out, getting on the road and running away. Seeing everything you can and then the rest, doing everything you want and then some.

Fuck death. Death is a white picket fence with no gate. Death is a guy in a sharp suit and a comfortable pair of shoes convincing you what you're doing is wrong. Death wants to nail you with 309 monthly payments of the things that actually matter.

Fuck that guy.

Seriously.

FUCK him.
 
 
 
18 July 2008 @ 06:28 pm
7/18/08  
How does one draw an underground on a scene with buildings in the distance lined by trees? D:
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18 July 2008 @ 05:21 pm
The Fountainhead - Selected Quotes  

The following are some miscellaneous quotes from the Fountainhead that I thought were particularly interesting or good. Spoilers for the philosophy but none really for the general plot.


I was thinking of people who say that happiness is impossible on earth. Look how hard they all try to find some joy in life. Look how they struggle for it. Why should any living creature exist in pain? By what conceivable right can anyone demand that a human being exist for anything but his own joy? Every one of them wants it. Every part of him wants it. But they never find it. I wonder why.

Roark got up, reached out, tore a thick branch off a tree, held it in both hands, one fist closed at each end; then, his wrists and knuckles tensed against the resistance, he bent the branch slowly into an arc. "Now I can make what I want of it: a bow, a spear, a cane, a railing. That’s the meaning of life."

[W]hy do they always teach us that it’s easy and evil to do what we want and that we need discipline to restrain ourselves? It’s the hardest thing in the world--to do what we want. And it takes the greatest kind of courage. I mean, what we really want. As I wanted to marry you. Not as I want to sleep with some woman or get drunk or get my name in the papers. Those things--they’re not even desires--they’re things people do to escape from desires--because it’s such a big responsibility, really to want something.

Kill man’s sense of values. Kill his capacity to recognize greatness or to achieve it. Great men can’t be ruled. We don’t want any great men. Don’t deny the conception of greatness. Destroy it from within. The great is the rare, the difficult, the exceptional. Set up standards of achievement open to all, to the least, to the most inept--and you stop the impetus to effort in all men, great or small. You stop all incentive to improvement, to excellence, to perfection.

Kill by laughter. Laughter is an instrument of human joy. Learn to use it as a weapon of destruction. Turn it into a sneer. It’s simple. Tell them to laugh at everything. Tell them that a sense of humor is an unlimited virtue. Don’t let anything remain sacred in a man’s soul--and his soul won’t be sacred to him. Kill reverence and you’ve killed the hero in man. One doesn’t reverence with a giggle. He’ll obey and he’ll set no limits to his obedience--anything goes--nothing is too serious.

Everything enjoyable, from cigarettes to sex to ambition to the profit motive, is considered depraved or sinful. Just prove that a thing makes men happy--and you’ve damned it. That’s how far we’ve come. We’ve tied happiness to guilt. And we’ve got mankind by the throat. Throw your first-born
into a sacrificial furnace--lie on a bed of nails--go into the desert to mortify the flesh--don’t dance--don’t go to the movies on Sunday--don’t try to get rich--don’t smoke--don’t drink. It’s all the same line. The great line. Fools think that taboos of this nature are just nonsense. Something left over, old-fashioned. But there’s always a purpose in nonsense. Don’t bother to examine a folly--ask yourself only what it accomplishes. Every system of ethics that preached sacrifice grew into a world power and ruled millions of men.

[L]isten to any prophet and if you hear him speak of sacrifice--run. Run faster than from a plague. It stands to reason that where there’s sacrifice, there’s someone collecting sacrificial offerings. Where there’s service, there’s someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice, speaks of slaves and masters. And intends to be the master. But if ever you hear a man telling you that you must be happy, that it’s your natural right, that your first duty is to yourself--that will be the man who’s not after your soul. That will be the man who has nothing to gain from you. But let him come and you’ll scream your empty heads off, howling that he’s a selfish monster.
 
 
18 July 2008 @ 12:26 pm
7/18/08  
At metro community college in elkhorn, ne. There is construction.
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18 July 2008 @ 05:08 pm
 
My Ubuntu system got corrupted the other day by a dodgy upgrade, so I had to go out and get a fresh Ubuntu disc. It's now re-installed, though sadly at the cost of losing all my files (not that I had anything I'd miss that wasn't backed-up elsewhere).

I've also managed to get Google Earth up and running, which for some reason I could never get to work on my previous Ubuntu system.


When you're using Google Earth, at the bit where it zooms from outer space into the place you've decided to view, do any of you find yourself getting the urge to squeal, "WooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WE'RE GONNA CRASH WE'RE GONNA CRAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Surely I can't be the only person who does that?
 
 
 
17 July 2008 @ 11:34 pm
memish osifrag  
Pick five movies from the 1970's movies you think are worth watching. I had to limit it as there are SO many. Also post the criteria you use to select them.
more..... )
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Current Mood: amused
 
 
17 July 2008 @ 04:43 pm
Iran's Subterranean Missile Factories  
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Current Mood: worried