Here's what SPEAK had to say about me.
First of all, I'd like to point out that this blog is in no way officially connected with Pro-Test. All opinions expressed on here are purely my own, and for the most part are tongue-in-cheek.
Second, I'd like to make it obvious to those who don't get it that my personal life actually has nothing to do with the issues here, and it'd be nice to perhaps debate an issue rather than your libelous attempt to defame my character (I could sue, but I found it so amusing and pathetic that I won't)
Third, I'll pick apart the passage:
"his sorry-arsed spotty face": I fail to see how my appearance has anything whatsoever to do with vivisection.
"Evidently that which he has little of in the ‘gonad’ department, he makes up for with self-aggrandisement": Aaah, implying that I have small balls. Nice one, way to stick to the issues.
"rather than stoop to personal attacks": So what was the thing about my face? A compliment?
"delusional penis-obsessed narcissistic youth": I'd personally say I'm more breast obsessed, but you'd know, right? I must be gay if you say so. Also, I'd say I'm more "awesome" than narcissistic (notice, again, the tongue firmly lodged in the cheek).
"penchant for guns and pornography and a liberal inhalation of cannabis": I am simply fascinated by the workings of firearms and ballistic science. As for the pornography, I don't see how watching a little porn is bad. It doesn't actually make you go blind, you know. Regarding the cannabis, I have taken cannabis in the past, and I'm not ashamed of it.
"they will feed out of an extended hand, which in the case of Sqrrl101, one would very much rather not know where it's been!!!": Huh? Oh, right, because I'm a massive wanker. Cunning.
"This website allows users to record their masturbation activities for public browsing": Oh holy shit, I masturbate! A sixteen year old male masturbating? Well, that's just unheard of.
"who mustered a counter-demonstration of 3 against 100 SPEAK supporters protesting in Oxford": Yeah, and look who's getting the positive media support.
"clearly spends between 12 and 15 hours a day on the computer, very probably smoking wacky backy": Again, I fail to see how the amount of time I spend doing something I enjoy has anything whatsoever to do with the issues here. The same goes with the "wacky backy".
"Although he himself disputes the quote on his website which suggests that marijuana can affect the mental health of young users, his delusional self-importance - a clear sign of a disintegrating id – could well prove that theory": Joke's on you, I've been a self-important asshole since before I'd ever touched the stuff.
"a bit less wacky backy, and a lot less self-gratification, and you might – just might (if you’re lucky) reach 25 without going blind": Oh, wow, what a surprise, you got your facts wrong. That makes a change. Like I said earlier, masturbation doesn't affect eyesight in any way shape or form, and neither does cannabis.
Oh dear, look, I tore your little argument to shreds, oh deary me. If you want to argue the facts, do so, but don't tread on me. I have as much right to speak as any of you.
Yeah, pathetic attempts at libel aside, I featured on the 1pm news on ITV, and there's this article in the Guardian. I spent the day in Oxford and was filmed by ITV and for a BBC2 documentary, as well as being interviewed by The Times Saturday edition.